GREAT news!!! Last Call with Carson Daly is coming back on the air tonight! Despite the writers strike!

“I am SO MONEY” - Carson Daly, 2007

Carson Daly deserves everything he’s ever gotten in life. I truly believe that. I’m so pumped he’s coming back! That takes some sryz bllz, people. Plus, according to The Smoking Gun, CD is crossing the picket line in the classiest way possible: by asking his buddies to write jokes for him instead!

(Normally, I would be showing solidarity to the comedy writers. Obviously. However, it’s my humble opinion that if you make a living writing jokes for Carson Daly, right now you should just be happy that other people are writing jokes for Carson Daly. (Also, you should probably kill yourself.))

The best is the email Carson Daly sent out to his friends and family asking for material. I definitely recommend reading the email in it’s entirety. But if you don’t feel like it, which is totally understandable, it’s basically like this:

“Dear friends and family: So, as you probably don’t know, I for some reason host a late night network television show. Or, might I say I used to host a late night show, until all the Jews I hired went on strike. Lame. Anyways, I decided to just start the show back up again this week without them. And, the first thing I want to do when I get back is do a really funny bit about not having any writers! Ha! I’m thinking the bit would be about how my friends and family (you guys) keep calling me all the time and leaving me voice-mails with a bunch of funny ideas for jokes and stuff. So… if you have any funny ideas for jokes and stuff, let me know! Just make sure the joke works as a voicemail! Thanks in advance, Carson.”

This was his sample joke in the email:

Exampl: [sic]
It could be as simple as…BEEP “Hey Cars, its DAD, sorry bout the strike, gotta be tough on ya, try this one on the show…2 priests and a rabbi walk into a bar…….yada yada. Anyway, my back’s feeling better, those pills mom got me seem to be working….finally. bye.”

HAHAHAHA!!!! Now, that’s what I call jokes! Volume 6! Happy LOLidays, everybody! OMG, so good. I don’t even know what my favorite part of that joke is. The “yada yada” part? Or when he says that mom’s “pills” have finally started to work? HAHAHAHA!!!! Gene.

Please feel free to pass this along to others that WE know to participate. I’m only emailing a very small group because I’m lazy, I’ll trust your judgement [sic] on who [sic] you ask to leave a message. The more random and creative, the better (my personal doctor in NY is on this email). Quicker jokes will work well as will “classic” or “hacky” ones OR if you think got a “homerun” [sic] let her rip.

If you think you have a “homerun” for Carson (industry term, don’t worry about it), or even if you think you have a ground-rule double, you should call: 818-260-5107. Let her rip, you guys!

PS: PLIPPS, PLIPPS, PLIPPS, PLIPPS, PLIPPS.