Tonight at Rififi, Noah Garfinkel and I bring to a very exciting edition of Totally JK. We have some very good and talented friends stopping by, including a few FancyPants college buddies. Shit’s funna get ridiculous.

(After that, come to Cavalcade at UCB Theater @ 11pm.)

I totally saw a dude Skitchin’ down Broadway this morning. A true-life skitcher. In the flesh. I’ve never seen that before. It made me so happy, I almost started crying. (I didn’t.) Instead, I just gasped like a woman and pointed, like he was a majestic bird or something. A majestic bird who was clinging onto the bumper of a moving vehicle and wearing rollerblades.

The skitchin’ sighting looked like this:

Only the dude was black and not wearing a purple cape. He was wearing a tie though, which leads me to believe he was skitchin’ to work.

The only downside to skitchin’ to work: racial profiling.

Fuckin’ cops. When will they learn?

Skitchin’

Skitchin’

SKI-tchin’

DOUBLE SKITCHIN’!!!!

SHADE.

Just when I was ready to pack my Myspace up and devote myself fully to Facebook, this happens… 

Today I got friend request on Myspace from a guy named Marc in Miami. He also sent a message that read simply:

“I just started a new web site called www.getshaded.com. check it out.”

“What?” I asked myself. “Who is Marc?”

So, I checked out his profile.

A finger designer interested in meeting no one? What? 

Unsatisfied, I delved further into Marc’s myspace to see if I could learn more about him, beyond his finger designing for guys and girls.

What I discovered was so much more/less than I could have ever dreamed…

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