I don’t know if you heard, but Noah Garfinkel and I were on The View last week. It was very exciting. A dream come true. Plus, I finally got a chance to wear the women’s sweater my grandma sent me in the mail. (My grandma sends me women’s sweaters in the mail. Like, all the time.)

Do you know how hard it was not to talk about Joy Bahar’s cleavage? I thought we showed a lot of professionalism and restraint.