I just read a story about a new group of people calling themselves “vegansexuals.” These are vegans who have decided, somewhat sanctimoniously, to only have sex with other vegans.

Hey vegans, we already had a word for that. It was ”vegans.”

(P.S. The feeling is mutual.)

A day in the life of a vegansexual:

What a racist!

By the way, that was the best looking woman vegan google could find. Barf. You can’t even tell if it’s a man or a woman, but there’s no question it’s a vegan.

How about you EAT THAT, vegans?

Also, that hamburger dude has been, and will eternally be, my favorite thing ever put on the internet.