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China is scary

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

China is scary

Consider the following:

  1. Anti-freeze toothpaste.
  2. Cardboard dumplings.
  3. Babies full of needles.
  4. Dragon bone consumption.
  5. Really bad headaches.
  6. 2 billion rats.
  7. No Simpsons.
  8. Organ harvest prisons.
  9. Dog holocaust.
  10. Slave kids.
  11. Old lady penguin feet.
  12. Molten metal accidents.
  13. Cyborg pigeons.
  14. Faulty penis transplants.
  15. Blood-red poop rivers.

No thank you.

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