Rupert Murdoch is making a $5 Billion dollar bid to buy the Wall Street Journal. But if that happens, won’t the Journal become a conservative newspaper?

Honestly, I don’t know what the big deal is. Rupert seems like a chill dude to me.

Kathy Griffin cannot handle drinking and not driving.

At least her (haggard) vagina didn’t spill out into the frame. That’s sooo 4 months ago.

I can’t wait until that clip hits youtube, because all I have right now is this zoetrope bullshit and it is phenomenally unsatisfying.

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Hugh Grant has gone off the deep end!

From BBC.com:

Hugh Grant has been arrested over an allegation he attacked a photographer in London, before throwing a tub of food at him.

Wait. A tub??! Of…food?!!?

Does that mean something in England? Because, to me, both of those things are very general terms that mean almost nothing when put together.

Are people in England just eating their breakfast, reading the newspaper, and suddenly like:

“Gee willickers! Did you read the article about Hugh Grant, my Love? He’s a complete loon, that one. He accosted a paparazzo with food!”
“You don’t say! How much food exactly?”
“The reporter claims at least a tub was thrown.”
“A tub? A full tub? Goodness, I hope he was arrested.”
“He certainly was.”
“Splendid. Rightly so. Tubs of food are not to be thrown, for they are stationary tubs.”
“Here, here! Well said. Well said, indeed.” 

Here are some pictures of the incident. (NSFW 4 Brutal Violence)

“Eat this, motherfucker!…No, seriously. Eat it. It’s food. It’s a tub of food.”

Holy shit! Is that guy okay? He came within a yard of being kicked! And those look like steel-toe New Balances.

(Just look how lame a country is when it has gun control.)

For reezies though, Hugh Grant looks like a maniac. This reminds me of that time when he got caught trying to fuck a black tranny prostitute…only crazier!