So, Barack Obama won the election last night and will soon become the 44th president of the United States of America. Which means we can use the N word now. Right? Right? (Oof, I hope so. I printed so many t-shirts.)

Experts said the election was pretty much over once Pennsylvania was called for Obama. And if you want to know how Obama won the keystone state so convincingly, just watch this CNN interview from earlier in the day of Philadelphia voter Ron Jones.

Oh, Ron Jones. You’re our Joe the Plumber.

John McLaughlin sold us his glaucoma medicine. Check it out: