http://www.joemande.com Big City Comedian Fri, 16 May 2008 18:34:44 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en You know who I'm happy for? NPR's Mo Rocca. (Seen here next to a fan.) He's a successful man, which makes sense because he's so good at what he does. The following sentence can be found on Mo Rocca's wikipedia page, and it's quite possibly be the funniest thing I've read ... http://www.joemande.com/2008/05/16/wait-wait-dont-shoot-me-just-kidding-someone-please-shoot-me-right-in-the-face/ See them tonight at Totally JK! 8pm SHARP! http://www.joemande.com/2008/05/15/four-of-my-favorite-comedians/ In terms of youtubes about sneezing pandas, this one reminds me of the movie US Marshals. [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=h4I2vA9tzsQ[/youtube] I consider the original to be The Fugutive. [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk[/youtube] I mean, there was really no reason to make a second Sneezing Panda video. The original is perfect. Over 14 million views? Classic youtube. It's not like I ... http://www.joemande.com/2008/05/13/god-bless-you-pandas/ Before I begin, I'd like to first thank all my devoted friends who came to both of my shows last night. I didn't think anyone would actually do that. The only person I ever paid money to see twice in one day was Jackie Chan, the day Shanghai Noon came ... http://www.joemande.com/2008/05/09/im-obsessed-with-old-men-and-angry-jews/ It's like The Rocketeer got raped by Transformers. http://www.joemande.com/2008/05/07/one-sentence-movie-review-for-iron-man/ This Thursday, I will be taking part in two very exciting shows. The first one, "Workdays with Maury," is at 6:30 pm at the UCB Theater. It's a little thing I wrote about my adventures working as an unpaid intern at The Maury Povich Show. It's sort of trial run, ... http://www.joemande.com/2008/05/06/come-friends-devote-your-thursday-night-to-me/ The winning horse was a massive thoroughbred named "Big Brown." Big Brown won the race quite convincingly, by a measure of nearly 5 lengths. Earlier that day, Presidential candidate Barack Obama chose Big Brown to be the winner. The runner-up in the Derby was a female horse named "Eight Belles." ... http://www.joemande.com/2008/05/04/my-kentucky-derby-round-up/ Sorry, everyone. I've been too busy to write on my website last few days. I've been redoing my will. Originally, I thought I wanted a traditional Irish wake (like I'd seen on The Wire), followed by a New Orleans jazz funeral procession, followed by a viking funeral...then have my ashes ... http://www.joemande.com/2008/05/01/perpetual-me/ Back by semi-popular demand, here's the Andy Rooney Game from last night's 60 Minutes: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjFcutNgq54[/youtube] http://www.joemande.com/2008/04/28/again/ Check out this fun new game I invented! Here's how you play: Using Final Cut Pro, take out everything but the first sentence and the last sentence from Andy Rooney's latest segment on 60 Minutes. Then you put that on youtube. That's it! Check it out: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lr29IERDTI[/youtube] See how much fun? I ... http://www.joemande.com/2008/04/25/the-andy-rooney-game/