I feel better now.
Thank you, Fred Durst
July 1st, 2009Dan Quinn pitches a movie.
June 26th, 2009I’d be willing to write this screenplay. Gratis.
Two exciting shows this Wednesday and Thursday!
June 23rd, 2009If there’s one thing I know, it’s that people never get tired of seeing me and Noah Garfinkel on stage together. That’s why I’m so thrilled to let you know about two back to back shows we’re hosting this week.
First, of course, is our monthly show at UCB Theatre, Totally J/K. It’s going to be a great show, three amazing comedians are performing, so you might want to go ahead and reserve your tickets now: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/14524
Second, Noah and I will be hosts of this week’s Comedy Below Canal show at 92Y Tribeca. Get your tickets for that show here: http://bit.ly/18mhHU (John Mulaney is doing that show too, so you should go. He’s the best.)
I’m in Los Angeles
June 10th, 2009Hello west coast friends,
I’m in Los Angeles this week to sign my multi-picture deal with RKO pictures. While I’m here, you should come watch me do some shows.
- Wednesday, June 10: Hollywood Improv (8pm)
- Thursday, June 11: “Tom Arnold’s Laughing with the Stars,” Laugh Factory Hollywood (8pm)
- Sunday, June 14: “The Badger’s Promise,” UCB Theatre (9:30pm)
- Monday, June 15: “What’s Up Tiger Lily,” Pattaya Thai Restaurant (8pm)
- Tuesday, June 16: “Comedy Death Ray,” UCB Theatre (8:30pm)
- Wednesday, June 17: My one-man show, “Workdays with Maury,” UCB Theatre (8pm)
Come see MoPo and me!
June 1st, 2009This Wednesday, I will be performing my award-winning one-man show, Workdays with Maury, at the UCB Theatre here in New York City. It’s the harrowing, all-true tale of the summer I spent working as an unpaid intern at the Maury Povich show for college credit. You should come to it.
The show will feature performance by my friends Chris Gethard and Tami Sagher!
Check out this flier I made:
You can reserve tickets here: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/14520
And you can RSVP on Facebook here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=81421767729
Andy Rooney talks about money, Saturdays
May 27th, 2009I forgot to post the Andy Rooney Game from a couple weeks ago. Of course it’s ridiculous.
You should probably come to this show
May 26th, 2009Totally J/K returns to UCB Theatre this Wednesday and it’s sure to be an instant classic! Everyone on this show is a LeBron James Dwight Howard of comedy.
Michelle Collins!!! (recently crowned the funniest woman in New York City by the ECNY oligarchy)
Kumail Nanjiani!!! (writer for the upcoming Michael and Michael show on Comedy Central)
and Dominic Dierkes!!! (member of Derrick Comedy who is about to move to LA so you should come see him before he moves away and becomes famous)
Portrait of a comedian as a young man
May 23rd, 2009Noah Garfinkel and I were interviewed for this Breakthru Radio show, “Portrait of a Comedian.” It was really fun to do and the host Marcus is a great guy. Listen here: http://www.breakthruradio.com/index.php?show=6944
Virgin MegaLOLZ
May 15th, 2009The Virgin Megastore in Union Square is currently having a going-out-of-business super sale right now. And, while that’s sad (sad in the sense that I don’t have a place to walk around for hours and not buy anything), the employees of the store seem to be channeling their collective negative energy into hilarity.
I took this picture there this afternoon:
Whoever did this is very funny and deserves a raise. (Though, despite the economy, no longer having to work at Virgin Megastore should be considered a raise.)
Is she serious? No recess?
May 13th, 2009From the Huffington Post:
